Sloppy Seconds?

Douche Bag Extraordinaire

Hey yinzers,

I thought thanksgiving was over. Well not to the Dallas Stars Sean/shawn/yawn"can't shut my pie hole"Avery. What a Dousche bag- seriously summers eve like. So two nights ago in Calgary he has this impromptu press conference to bash his ex girlfriend(Elisha Cuthbert, girl next store)and some people on the Flames roster(Her new Boyfriend that no one cares about) - that he likes going to Canada because they love his sloppy seconds.

Seriously man, god was sending a message to you when your spleen exploded against the Pens last year in the Playoffs. I really wish we could throw the Smelley Cock award at you , but unfortunately you would like it to much. I don't like Gary Betman the- NHL comish, but he did the right thing last night, if he would not have suspended him it would have been "Slap shot" all over again.

For the sake of the Hanson's -listen to the song!
Hey Shawn, yawn, sean- from the MSM have a great one!

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