THHEERRREEEE-----NOT SO GREAT!!
Dear Diary,
Where did I go wrong? Who's going to take me now? I went from being one of the highest paid coaches to this? As I stand here on the bungee deck without a cord I can't believe my team let me down. First my staff started to get fired, now me. The gentelman next to me has been kind enough to point out the hardest section of the lot so there's minimal pain as I plummet to my death. Now I know what it's like to feel like one of the Wall Street CEO's. I couldn't land a job at the University of Tennessee right now, and I have excellent cholesteral! Well, goodbye my friends, Tigers and most of all the great state of Adabama! P.S. Beat the daylights outta dem Gators!!
Yours,
Tommy
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