- The following is Guaranteed when you Date football for the Season:
- Every man makes a 20 week commitment: ( maybe more , playoffs)
- You laugh, cry ,stay drunk
- Your Team is still better than the Browns!
Coach Mike Tomlin( Isac Hayes, Joe cool etc etc) readies his Steelers in Latrobe PA. Here is a photo diary by the coach himself:
"Dear Diary, can a brother in this heat get some gatorade"
"What is That Polamalu Brotha' doing- can he- does he know that we don't play soccer here in Latrobe"
"Seriously does anyone know that I need dat gatorade?" "Am I still coach Mr. Rooney?"
In the MSM death tournament News Steeley McBeam is moving on! Suffaluphagus is down and not moving on. Someone wrote in and said both were eliminated-McBeam is made of polyester and cannot bleed to death- Thanks anyway Jim,Oh well this brings us to the Final match up of the second round :
Batman( Word up, Kicking ass)
VS
Rick Flair(limousine driven, airplane Flying Kiss stealing son of a Gun)
Wow, Is this a super hero match up- old school vs old school tell us why and whom would win.
We had Quite a celebrity stop by the studio and 
did the Picture thing-yes that is MRS. United States - Thanks.
Keep voting, Keep reading and keep on keeping on.
NIX
8 comments:
After telling batman his evil plan Flair get's caught up in a law suit with Local Columbia,SC Car dealership Freedom Suzuki over copyright infringement. Woooo. In an attempt to stop the litigation from happening captain freedom runs Flair over with a Grand Vitara, breaking flairs legs, leaving him unable to walk. He is then easily rounded up by Batman and Placed in Arkham where in a cafeteria brawl Jervis Tetch Shanks Flair in his back puncturing his lung causing him to drown in his own blood
Flair would come out in a sequenced robe so flashy that the nocturnal batman would be confused and disorinted. Flair would then throw a foreign substance into batmans eyes and then pull a set brass knuckles from his tights and mercilessly beat batman to death. the end
Batman Locks Flair in the steal cage after knocking him out with the bat-a-rang leaving him in the cage without food or water. Flair dies of dehydration.
Rick Flair. Because to be the man you have to beat the man. Woooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! And Batman is NOT the man! Anyone that would hang around with Robin is no real man.
Rick Flair would win by slapping his man boobs against the head of batman rendering him dead.
When Flair goes to 'Sylin and Profilin' Batman will go into some sort of trans of gayness and Flair will proceed to kill him.
Flair in fear of the Batman releases his bowels and has a heart attack, leaving the Batman victorious.
It is revealed that Flair died years ago at the hands of his own career what we see now is merely a hologram which Batman promptly turns the switch to the off position.
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