One week until I don't have to watch Seinfeld and Family Guy reruns to get me through the night. One week until all the talking heads will shut up about Michael(McLovin) Phelps and he being the greatest athlete of all time(not even close; I say he's about as athletic as Tiger Woods; put them in a real sport and see what happens!)
One week until no more having to sit and watch Big Brother 10 with my wife while I contemplate slitting my wrists. One more week until nix fills us with botched football statistics. One more week until South Carolina's dreams are dashed. And one more week with baseball getting air time on Sportscenter.
The Nixheckler Top Ten Preseason College Football Rankings(plus a few notes) and predictions.
1- USC(not university of South Carolina)
2- Ohio St.
3- West Virginia
4- Georgia
5- Mizzou
6- Kansas
7- South Florida
8-Clemson
9-Florida
10- Oklahoma
25- Louisville
67- South Carolina
119- Kentucky
Notre Dame will go 7-5 and lose to Clemson in the Holiday Bowl. Georgia will lose 3 games. Ohio State will defeat West Virginia for the National Championship. Tebow will win Heisman again.
The Nixhecklers preseason NFL power rankings and predictions
1- Steelers(of course)
2- Giants(champs)
3- Pats(cheaters)
4- Cowgirls
5-Chargers
6- Colts
7- Vikings
8- Redskins
9- Eagles
10- Jags
32- Falcons
Playoffs:
rd 1- Browns over Broncos, Jags over Colts, Redskins over Saints, Giants over Vikings
rd 2- Steelers over Jags, Browns over Pats, Cowboys over Redskins, Giants over Seahawks
rd 3- Steelers over Browns, Cowboys over Giants
Super Bowl- Steelers 27 Cowboys 24
-The Heckler
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