Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Kickoff Thursday!!!

Football is finally here!!!!! And everyone is happy!!!!


Handicapping the networks-

Last place goes to ESPN with "Berman and brothers." What a lineup: Keyshawn(just throw me the damn microphone) Johnson, Cris(I look like a sad dog) Carter, Tom(Uncle Tom) Jackson, and Emmitt(I'z speeeks dee EEboniks) Smif(I mean Smith). ESPN should dump Smif, Carter and Johnson and replace them with Erin Andrews.




2nd to last goes to Fox because I do not want to stare at the giant gap in Strahan's teeth. Why would Fox throw that windbag into the great team of Terry, Howie and Jimmy?


Third to last NBC because I can't stand Costas and Collinsworth.




1st place will have to go with CBS and the great Bill Cowher.(by default)




Tonight S.C. goes against the Wolfpack as 13 point favorites. I say they're lucky to score 13, but pull out the victory 17-10. (Spurrier with a cock on his shoulder. Isn't the first time and won't be the last.)
Upset Watch- Alabama over Clemson, and Utah over Michigan. (this year Alabama won't suck they will.........)



Biggest Winner- Oklahoma 70 Chattanooga 7


Biggest Loser- Louisville 23 Kentucky 20(Because a loss to UL is just that bad)


Could be upset, but won't- LSU 48 Appalachian St. 14


The Olympics are over and again no one cares about Bolt or Phelps. Hope they enjoyed their 15 minutes of fame.




Nix was in his physics 101 class this past week and the professor called on him and posed the question, "Why does a feather and a brink fall at the same speed in a vacuum?" That leads us to the Nix quote of the week. Nixs answer- "Because it sucks?"
-The Heckler

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Nixheckler said...

Hey brognanob33 youu suckk: Iz learned myz anglish att home and I finks its jus fyne". Who gives a rats ass about grammar on a blog. You're busy trying to find falts in my blog while you should be examining your own faults. Your mommy always told you you were the smartest and best looking kid at school and that your small pecker is what all the girls would want, but you know what- All that was a lie. But the part about the small pecker is okay because a woman will never see it. Hope you die a miserable death!

-The Heckler

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