Dear Diary.........#9 Farve"s Done

What Was I thinking? Coming back to play for that Stupid Mangeni. I mean I am the greatest quarterback of my time, What was I thinking........Stupid, Stupid, Stuuupid!

Phone Rings:

Brett: Yello

God: Brett what do you think you are doing?

Brett: Well I am hanging it up again, ya know the Football playin'

God: Well I am giving you a new coach, and a new schedule?

Brett: I thinks I don't have the passion for the games no more, I mean I don't have any friends, I am kind of a douche bag and the only person that loves me is John Madden and he is near death.

God: I know what you mean, well I think you should retire and enjoy life maybe do a couple more Jeans commercials......

Brett: yeah that sounds like super fun thanks god for the pick me up!

God: hangs up phone, Douche Bag

YO YO Middle of the week ..................

Gangsta's

Hey Yinzers,

I have to start off with this, It stands alone and doesn't need any explaining. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did! Bert and Ernie Louisville style.





In recent Steelers Camp News Troy Polamalu is back. Finally the Flying Hawaiian is back- after signing a huge contract last year. Troy has been not really affective in fact he has been kind of quiet. He is by far one of my favorite Steelers of all time. But I think that the best is yet to come with Troy. All the Na Sayers will eat their hat when he lays one of his dominating hits this season. GO get em' 43!


BIGFOOT

In MSM death tournament news HARRY wants to let you know why he should win over the rest of the finalists, Here are some main points:

He is over 6'9
He totally Elusive
He is strong enough to rip your head off but we heard he is more of a hugger.
He loves Peanut butter and Beef Jerky
He is a graduate of the school of Hard Knocks
Did a video with Tenacious D

You can Vote for Bigfoot with your comments and your scenarios, He has made it this far defeating =
Bigfoot Truck
Smurfs and She-Ra
Billie Mays

With that rough road He is deserving to be here. Good luck to the big guy!

In Monday night Football the other night, the Cleveland Browns whom are supposed to challenge the Steelers for Division Leadership and eventually a championship. Cleveland Browns quarterback Derek Anderson left Monday night's 37-34 exhibition loss to the New York Giants early in the second quarter with what the team said was a possible concussion. Brady( Lady) Quinn will now take the reigns of the NFL franchise. Oh well I'm a Steelers Guy.

Madden Curse

So every year millions upon millions of 30 year old men wait until the unavailing of the Madden Curse or better known as the Cover. With this years "Brett Farve" who will be the real loser- Brett or The Packers. HE is in Packers Gear on the cover. Here is whom has been affected by the curse:

• In 2000 Barry sanders was on the Cusp of reaching 2000 yards, and because of appearing on the cover- he did not make it
• In 2001 Eddie George was not affected by the Curse in fact he made his third straight pro bowl( well Nix where are you going with this)
• In 2002 Dante Culpepper was hit with the curse and had back problems in week 11
• IN 2003 Marshal Faulk Fell to an ankle injury and that pretty much put him down for the rest of his career.
  
• IN 2004 Micheal Vick bought his first dog he was going to fight and a few days after the cover came out, he broke his leg in a pre season game. This is where things have gotten creepy.....

• in 2005 Ray Lewis dawned the cover and for the first time in his career he failed to have one interception. Also rival and greatest team ever completed their quest for one for the Thumb.
• In 2006 week 11 again put Donavan Mcnab down with a groin injury, he went to say that it was an honor to be on the cover and that the curse would not affect him. Oh by the way season done in week 11

• In 2007 Shawn Alexander broke his foot and failed to rush for a 1000 yard season for the first time in his career. He also was a na- sayer about the curse- stating that just like Mcnabb I am a total Idiot.

• In 2008 Vince young was hit with a Quad injury in the final game of the season, but came to find out that he lost his keys every Sunday after the games. He also is cursed with playing for the Titans.
  
• In 2009 Brett drama Farve is dawning the Cover what will happen next......................
  

I hope everyone has a great middle of the week and See you again on Friday!

NIX

Ocho Goldo Monday!

Guy Junker

Hey Yinz,

So I hope every one over the weekend used multiple amounts of sunscreen and had a great last gasp of summer. School for most of us goes back into session this week which means that getting "Crumliched with the Crumlichs " will soon be a thing of the past. Hooray School.

What GOLD looks like

If you live under a rock- a large rock you might not know that Micheal Phelps Olympic Swimmer did the unthinkable- he got people to watch the Olympics. Also he went .1000 in 8 events. Unbeatable. Unforgettable, damn dangerous in a pool. Here is what I love I listen to a considerable amount of talk radio, sports talk radio and the big huge ginormous question of the weekend is .......Is he the greatest. In short YES, it is simple he went perfect in the Olympics, against the world. He is one of the greatest athletes of all time. If Baltimore did not have Micheal Phelps they would not have sports, this season of Oriels ,Ravens and whom ever else they have down there would be disappointing. But they have the unbeatable Mike Phelps. I wish some of these rebel rousers in radio would calm down accept that he is the best athlete ever in the Pool and accept it. not hard he is from the US move on. Oh congrats Mike.- oh he is humble too.

In the Jets game from the other night Benedict Arnold/scrooge Mc Duck ( Brett Farve) had a very impressive drive for a touchdown in the early goings of his televised scrimmage game. Still kind of upset at an individual that would turn down close to 20 million to market to go back out and risk injury. Dumb

In early early Penguins news Ryan Whitney is out, big surprise for the PENS loyalists but he will be out for a considerable amount of time recouping from his big ankle surgery.Whit will miss 3-5 months of playing time and the beginning of the season. All i hope is that when he comes back he can rival any other of our Defense men. Heal up kid.

As you can see from the top of the page, I met local celebrity and KBL sports show ICON in the Pittsburgh area GUY JUNKER. Co host of KBL sports beat with Stan Savran. Guy was always a fan favorite and after he left the air for a while I truly missed him. He is just damn cool. Thanks To MRS. B (coolest woman on the planet) for yelling at him.

In MSM FINAL four death tournament news. The Final Four is set and over the next two weeks along with a poll you can vote the 2008 MSM death tournament winner. We have had great response and will continue to do things like this. Here is your Final four:

• BIGFOOt


• THE HUXTABLES


• PETER GRIFFEN
  
• BATMAN
  

After about 7 weeks of the tournament these combatants are back with a fury . Voting will begin on Wednesday. Tell us why in the comments whom will win and why.

Well have a great Monday- go out and get Junker-ed ! Love ya Brognano's!

NIX

Get off your TUKAS Friday!

I'm a What?

Hey Yinzers,

So the Golden Brett is now a Jet. In my opinon whatever- he is a great player but how long has he got? I kind of think of this as when Micheal Jordan came back to be a Washington Wizard, or when Mario Lemiux unretired for the third time. I don't think it is fair for sports fans to deal with such a steadfast player changing uniforms. What is going to happen ? Will Jets fans now start the Superbowl J-E-T-S chant because of him? Let me know. Well I am glad it is over and we can now talk Football.

Two careers that have never rebounded

Still a legend

Tonight is the Official start to the Pittsburgh Steeler Football season as they host the Philladelphis Eagles, the game is on locally KDKA at 6:30 with pregame. I hope the Injury bug stays away long enough to see a pretty good scrimmage.

The Olympics started today in China and with that in mind we have a great match up from the Olympics like MSM death tournament Today's match up

UNCLE sam( kicking ass and still taking names)

vs

The Huxtables( Jello Pudding= ass whippin)

Will it be a Patriotic Whippin? Or will Cliff Huxtable and his band of mutants win in another rediculous yet very practicle fashion.

Make sure to check out the UFC fight this weekend with G. Rush St. Peire , and Brock lesnar on the pretty big end of summer card. Here is the UFC preview!BIG FIGHT

Have a great weekend! Enjoy but be careful!

NIX

New Guy Thursday!

Hey Yinzers,

So as you read yesterday afternoon Our good Friend the Nixheckler will be sharing his insight on the worlds of professional and college football. Along with giving me tons of Crap. Please right in to tell the Heckler what you agree and disagree with in the weeks to come. We here at MSM welcome the Nixheckler with a Laurel and Hardy Handshake!

So we are on the Eve of the Olympics, this is a pretty nerve racking time for the Olympic athletes , I don't think that even in the numerous doping scandals and other participating issues I would be most worried about my safety. In this world of non-stop news coverage and what happened in Atlanta a few years ago, the summer Olympics becomes a big Target for the Crazies of the world to make a name for themselves. I hope and Pray we can get through this Olympics with the only drama coming on the playing Field. I also hope that the numerous News outlets out there drop the whole conspiracy theory that comes up every day!

Please get rid of the mascots for each olympics, I do not know what they are and what they stand for. This confuses and scares me. Thank you.( I think the one on the left is the symbol for Bathroom )

In MSM death tournament news Bigfoot is moving on in a battle of very hairy dudes. But boy what a run Billie Mays had. To honor Biggy go to the BIGFOOT GAMES and try your luck messin with Sasquatch!

In Brett Farve News, it looks like he either will be heading to the Jets with Mangeno or to the BUCS with umm, that's right there is no one on the BUCS- oh John Gruden. ( MY BAD)

Well I hope that everyone enjoys their Thursday and can't wait to see the match up for MSM death match supremacy tomorrow!

*****In breaking news this morning Brett Farve was traded to the New York Jets last night approximately at 1am. One of the closing points on the deal is that there is a 1000 acre hunting preserve that Brett would have rights to hunt and fish on in his free time. His new home is less than five minutes away. I am glad this fiasco is over- now the real question is can the JETS not go 4-12 this season.********

Thanks

NIX