What Was I thinking? Coming back to play for that Stupid Mangeni. I mean I am the greatest quarterback of my time, What was I thinking........Stupid, Stupid, Stuuupid!
Phone Rings:
Brett: Yello
God: Brett what do you think you are doing?
Brett: Well I am hanging it up again, ya know the Football playin'
God: Well I am giving you a new coach, and a new schedule?
Brett: I thinks I don't have the passion for the games no more, I mean I don't have any friends, I am kind of a douche bag and the only person that loves me is John Madden and he is near death.
God: I know what you mean, well I think you should retire and enjoy life maybe do a couple more Jeans commercials......
Brett: yeah that sounds like super fun thanks god for the pick me up!
God: hangs up phone, Douche Bag
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