Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Snap Goes the Brady

Yes my Teams Quarter back is out for the season. So just because you sold your soul to the devil Archie to make this happen still does not mean one of your boys will win another Super Bowl ring...Although Peyton was looking very sheepish on Sunday, maybe you can use him as sacrificial lamb.

Monday night football last night, I tried to stay a wake but a couldn't that's how much a cared about those two games. I haven't even seen the highlights or looked at the scores. I think I am still pissed of about the ACL tear. Although the last time a Pats QB went down they went onto to win it all, maybe its just some sort of Sick Twisted plan. Someone should Have told the Mannings that the Devil wears a hooded sweatshirt with the sleeves cut off and pair wind pants. You know the greatest trick the devil ever played was 21 straight wins. At least it wasnt dog fights or a motorcycle accident.

I love fine Kraft Food Products.

Frederer won, Sox win, Yankees lose.

A-Rod once again you still sucks.

Hey A-Rod I think there is an underarm hygeine product you havent peddled yet, It's called SURE it's strong enough for a man but PH balanced for a women.

In short shorts News Lance Armstrong after eating a steady diet of little yellow bracelets has decided to end his retirement returning to the uncomfortable world of oddly shaped bike seats. In 2009 he will compete in five road races for the Astana Team which was banned from the Tour De "Stupid Americans" this year. Armstrong will compete in the Tour in '09. Vanity Fair will publish an extensive article detailing Armstrong's comeback, said the cyclist will race for no salary or bonuses and post his internally tested blood work online. If he wins Armstrong vows to write and record a song for Cheryl Crow entitled, "Eat a Hamburger, We're all Concerned". This whole story makes me want to buy schwinn or possibly a huffy.

Dawgs-Cocks this weekend in my not so hometown of Columbia,SC. That's its that all got. Vandy? Seriously guys VANDY? I am hoping for like 35 penalty calls of unsportsmen luck conduct for throwing the ball in the air. U-S-C- GOOOOOOO, Hey is that Bourbon? Pass it over here we just fumbled.

Did I proof read, of course not.

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