
The Gamecocks are 2010 NCAA National Champs! Last team to win at Rosenblatt Stadium. It's a great day to be a Gamecock!
GO COCKS!
Truck





As for this season, here is what the schedule looks like:
In other Penn State news, three-peat national champion Penn State women's volleyball star Megan Hodge was nominated for an Espy. Hodge was the Suzy Favor Big Ten women's athlete of the year for 2009. Megan was nominated for the Espy for Best Female Collegiate Athlete of the year. The awards are on July 14 at the Nokia Theater in Los Angeles. Log-onto ESPN's website for the Espy's and vote for Megan Hodge for the award. Congrats and good luck Megan!
And if anyone is a fan of Matt Groening (the Simpsons creator), last night marked the rebirth of his second show, Futurama, which started in 1999, ended in 2003, and is now back in action on Comedy Central. I'm pumped. If you haven't ever watched it, its a good'n.
Today's story involves the six P's: Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Production. A customer came into the store - well, sent his wife into the store...mistake #1 - and was presented a query that simply baffled me. "Where is your hardware section?" Awestruck at the question, I simply held out my arms as Ricardo Montalban would have and said "Here." So I knew it would be a rocky road to get what they needed. After a quick game of 20 questions, I deduced that the holy grail of this trip was smaller than a breadbox and for a screen door.
It turns out that the master fabricator who sent his wife needed simple screen door window clips. The small piece of information he failed to tell his wife was what kind of window clip. There are approximately 9 different kinds based upon the style door and material being put into the window. "He said he only wanted one," says the frustrated patroness. "Well, there are four corners in a window, so they come in packs of four," was my rebuttal. The poor woman ended up coming back to the store 5 times, exchanging for 5 different sets of clips.


The first game at the Consol Energy Center will be on October 7th, 2010 as the Penguins host the Philthadelphia Flyers. The rest of the schedule will be announced tomorrow at high noon at the Igloo Corral.




In other news, Nix had no idea that Donnie Iris has his own brew of beer. King Cool Light is "fueled by cool...the light beer that rocks." Donnie "King Cool" Iris is a native of western Pennsylvania, a true legend in Pittsburgh and one-time neighbor of the Brognano family. King Cool Light is one of my favorite beers that I have tried, but unfortunately you can only get it in the Pittsburgh area. Ah, Leah! It tastes so good! The label has a rock concert scene, the cap has Buddy Holly glasses on it, and the label reads these words:
King Cool Light: A light American lager made with the fines domestic two- and six-row barley and a perfect blend of American and European hops. A touch of caramel malt gives it its brilliant amber color and rare flavor.
Also in the news, imagine this: USC breaking the rules? NO! It's sarcasm, people. The NCAA has revoked over 30 football victories and nearly as many basketball games from the University of Southern California due to the breaking of NCAA payment laws. Apparently Reggie Bush and O.J. Mayo received improper compensation in the form of vehicles, houses for their families and merchandise for playing at the school. The result? Two less bowl titles, about 30 less wins, and Penn State standing alone as the winningest college football program in the nation. I think a "HOLLA!" is in order? The ESPN headlines say "USC players earn passing grades." Upon further reading, I discover that the graduating USC football players average a C- in their classwork...Joe Paterno's Penn State Nittany Lions had approximately 75% of their graduating football players achieve at least a B average and many of those seeing their names on the Dean's list of 3.5 or higher. Take that Pete Carroll.



Well I got ballsy and asked one of the fellows on the phone that was giving me a particularly difficult time why he does not "bring that 'thing' down here and we can find it." The response I got was "Well, with the economy the way it is and gas prices being so high, it's better to price first and then go get it." Here's my beef: yes, the economy is more sour than a Warheads candy (throwback 1995), but "gas prices?" Gas prices are at the lowest they have been in over three years. I remember the summer between my freshman and sophomore years of college, so 2007, when gas was over $5.00 per gallon. Don't blame your own sheer laziness on gas. Even with BP spewing petroleum into the Gulf of Mexico, gas prices are holding steady around $2.65-$2.85 in western Pennsylvania. What he should have said was "I'm a lazy asshole and I don't want to get off my couch so I'm making sure you have it at the cheapest price and I'm sending my wife."




I am very lucky for the people I have around me in my life. The people in your life help to build the memories and times that you have had. For me My friends and Family are truly the greatest thing that I have had in my 33 years on the big blue rock. Thanks to all for the Birthday Wishes.
From all of us to all of me, Happy birthday me.
Wade

Also coming up this week at the Fuse Box (again?) is the "Student Flush" where 250 students will simultaneously flush all of the W.C.'s at Consol Energy Center at once to test the plumbing. The Penguins were the pioneers of the "Student Rush" and since they are America's most giving hockey team, why not invite them to swirly the new arena? That will be this Thursday at 4:00 pm.
The Penguins also signed on some of their upcoming talent to contracts. Nick Johnson and Nick Petersen will be around for a few more years. Johnson signed a one year contract and Petersen signed a three year contract. One of Truck's many Johnsons, Nick played up several times when the Penguins were riddled with injuries this year. Petersen was drafted 121st overall by the Penguins in 2009 and just completed one year in the Quebec Major Junior Hockey League. Welcome aboard Nicks (no not you Nix).
In other hockey news, the Philthadelphia Flyers are showing their true face again, proving that they do not deserve to be in the Stanley Cup Finals. The Blackhawks spanked the Flyers 7-4 last night to take a 3-2 series lead. Why does the greatest championship in sports have to be between a man I hate and a team I loathe? But if you all have the same feelings I do, cheer for the Blackhawks. With the exception of Marian Hossa, the Hawks have a pretty good bunch of guys and I would rather see one individual i despise win, than an entire city. Just my thoughts.

Yinzers,
An old gentleman with a cane shuffled his way up to the customer service desk at the back of the store. I just so happened to be working on that computer at the time, so he asked me if I could copy his house key for me. The whole process takes approximately 45 seconds to a seasoned veteran like me, so when I finish, I head back to the counter to ring up his bill. I had not noticed that he had walked around to the side, by the key machine, right behind the wall. "Hey, old man!" he exclaimed at Bucky, a seasoned veteran of nearly 50 years at Kelly's Hardware. "Who are you calling old man, pal?" was Bucky's rebuttal. They had known each other and began talking about some things, all the while I was standing there ready to take my $1.79. Mid-sentence, the old man stopped, cut a HUGE fart, pointed at Bucky and said "Take THAT!" to which Bucky replied with "You may want to go wipe yourself."
You had to be there, folks. I asked my co-worker, "Did that seriously just happen?" What's the point? Today's deep thought is about the privilege of living long enough to not care about anything. Seriously, who rips ass in a public establishment and says "Take THAT!"? If you have lived a full enough life, I say by all means break that wind in public, call all of your friends "assholes" and yes, tell dirty jokes to small children. If we could all be lucky enough to live into our mid 80s. Therefore, tonight we should all have a drink in honor of our ancestors. The ancient Romans worshiped their ancestors for laying the foundation of the present. I'm not saying to pray to them, but pour one for your old homies.

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