Hey Yinzers,
Happy Greeting card and stupid Stuffed animal day. Seriously I think I want to protest this holiday. Why do we have to have a day to say that we love someone or something? Give me a break- I seriously think that we should celebrate and remember the massacre that happened in Chicago in 1929, when Al Capone sent a message to his cross town rival Bugs Moran.Seven people of Moran's Irish gang perished all over the rights to prohibition.
I will be drinking Keystone Lite and watching the Gamecocks in their memory today !
So send someone you know a Tommy gun or neat gangster hat, and have a great St. Valentine's Day!
(call your mom)
NIX
