Goodbye Olympics!

Hey Yinzers,

Goodbye China, Goodbye friends and Goodbye Olympics! After the news being saturated with Micheal Phelps and Olympic fever it is finally over.

The NFL is gearing up for a large weekend of pre-season football: the Steelers are playing the Minnesota Vikings at 8pm on CBS. I am looking forward to see whom is going to make the team. I believe that our offense is pretty much set , but our Defense that we hinge our lives on is still not looking impressive. But the Heckler called me and gave me reassurance that Dick Lebou Never shows what kind of plan he has for the 2008 season.............



So I have gone back to college for the three hundredth year in a row, and the University of South Carolina Athletics has implemented a new ticketing system and it is a bust. Tickets went on computer last night for students at midnight, but of course the request for tickets - the actual website was to clogged with every freshman in the county trying to get tickets. Then after you request you have to go back and claim your tickets with in three days, if you do not complete this process a total of 5 times in your College career you are kicked off the system- dumb.
What happened to sleeping outside in the rain and the cold, drinking having fun missing class etc- for games. So now kids are even more sissy than ever lets stay at home and log on to the computer at midnight. - double dumb.

Look at real waiting for tickets that is an event !

Paternoville

So IN MSM death Match News The Second combatant in the final Four is the Huxtables




This is why the Huxtables why win the death tournament:

• Rudy is a cyborg



• Theo is a slacker - and has no career



• Cliff is wearing a Kevlar sweater



• the rest of the cast is great with weapons



• Jello pudding nough said
  

Tell us why the Huxtables will continue to dominate here is how they got to finals:

• The Sievers


• Uncle Sam


• Santa clause
  

So with that Being said Vote for either Bigfoot or The Huxtables all weekend long with your scenarios and the best one wins.

Have a great weekend, Have fun but be safe out there!

NIX

Ocho Goldo Monday!

Guy Junker

Hey Yinz,

So I hope every one over the weekend used multiple amounts of sunscreen and had a great last gasp of summer. School for most of us goes back into session this week which means that getting "Crumliched with the Crumlichs " will soon be a thing of the past. Hooray School.

What GOLD looks like

If you live under a rock- a large rock you might not know that Micheal Phelps Olympic Swimmer did the unthinkable- he got people to watch the Olympics. Also he went .1000 in 8 events. Unbeatable. Unforgettable, damn dangerous in a pool. Here is what I love I listen to a considerable amount of talk radio, sports talk radio and the big huge ginormous question of the weekend is .......Is he the greatest. In short YES, it is simple he went perfect in the Olympics, against the world. He is one of the greatest athletes of all time. If Baltimore did not have Micheal Phelps they would not have sports, this season of Oriels ,Ravens and whom ever else they have down there would be disappointing. But they have the unbeatable Mike Phelps. I wish some of these rebel rousers in radio would calm down accept that he is the best athlete ever in the Pool and accept it. not hard he is from the US move on. Oh congrats Mike.- oh he is humble too.

In the Jets game from the other night Benedict Arnold/scrooge Mc Duck ( Brett Farve) had a very impressive drive for a touchdown in the early goings of his televised scrimmage game. Still kind of upset at an individual that would turn down close to 20 million to market to go back out and risk injury. Dumb

In early early Penguins news Ryan Whitney is out, big surprise for the PENS loyalists but he will be out for a considerable amount of time recouping from his big ankle surgery.Whit will miss 3-5 months of playing time and the beginning of the season. All i hope is that when he comes back he can rival any other of our Defense men. Heal up kid.

As you can see from the top of the page, I met local celebrity and KBL sports show ICON in the Pittsburgh area GUY JUNKER. Co host of KBL sports beat with Stan Savran. Guy was always a fan favorite and after he left the air for a while I truly missed him. He is just damn cool. Thanks To MRS. B (coolest woman on the planet) for yelling at him.

In MSM FINAL four death tournament news. The Final Four is set and over the next two weeks along with a poll you can vote the 2008 MSM death tournament winner. We have had great response and will continue to do things like this. Here is your Final four:

• BIGFOOt


• THE HUXTABLES


• PETER GRIFFEN
  
• BATMAN
  

After about 7 weeks of the tournament these combatants are back with a fury . Voting will begin on Wednesday. Tell us why in the comments whom will win and why.

Well have a great Monday- go out and get Junker-ed ! Love ya Brognano's!

NIX

Vacation Friday!

Hey Yinzers,

So I decided to take a few days for myself and am actually writing this from a bungalow from a water front resort wondering why the Steelers looked really flat last night. I had a great time with the Brognano clan from Pittsburgh as we watched the steelers game at Oscars bar and eatery. We even met a local Pittsburgh Celebrity- find out Monday to see whom it was!

I have decided as usual that the Pittsburgh Steeler fan base is out of control. There were over 400 steeler fans in full get-up at Oscars , we had to arrive at 5 o'clock just to get a seat.The Steeler Nation even on Vacation has their priorities straight as an arrow.

As for the First team , Great pass and catch( touchdown ) from Ben To Sanintono Holmes last night. We struck early and then the Scrubs came in . Final score was 24-21 Bills. I do not think that welcoming the Bills to Toronto is a good thing. With the way that the NBA is looking to expand worldwide , I want to keep Football home. I want it here in the states- I think it is great that worldwide that there are Steeler blogs and sites but I want it to stay right where it is- in the USA.

I met allot of great people last night and when we can get the Pictures uploaded on Monday I will recap the whole experience.

I got really sun burnt yesterday , the worst i have ever been. Umm Alex can I have things that are bright Red for a 1000.

As for my football calendar for this year is starting to fill up, Like I said before I will be in Penn State for the season opener vs. Coastal Carolina. Hanging with the Brognano brothers I learned of the rich tradition and the insanity before every game. Remember the Fans, not the players make the sport experience. THE PENN STATE EXPERIENCE

Two days before my venture to Penn State I will be at the Home opener for the Carolina gamecocks, as NIxheckler wrote we lost the in court battle to Southern Cal for the Rights to be called SC- dumb. Who Cares. Even off the field we loose again.

In Huge Olympics news , Micheal Phelps is defiantly one of the best athletes of the century, i have heard on allot of news programs that he is not. How come? Is it because that swimming is not a Main stream sport. think about it. he has more medals than any Olympian in history , his medal count even outweighs Mexico and India lifetime.

We will continue with the results and the final couple match ups of the MSM death tournament and start getting into full swing for the College and Pro football season.

Have a great and safe weekend! Wear Sunscreen........

Burnt NIX

Brett Favre Should Stick To Wrangler Jean Commercials

Listen here:

Wrangler Jeans Commercials should be the only place this guy is allowed to play football anymore, that's all I am going to say about him.

No one cares about legacy. There used to be a time when it mattered, when you could bow out of your respective profession with your dignity, sanity, and ex-wife's head intact. (and yes that was a tasteless OJ Simpson murder reference right there, so what? You want to fight about it). The days of the Lous and Cals are gone, even though I don't rather care for Cal Ripken. The only reason he beat Lou's record is because Lou got sick...Oooh La La Cal you beat the record of guy who had to stop going to work because he came down with a disease that they ended up naming after him. What are they going to name after you a steak house, "Mmm, Yes waiter I would like to have the house salad with my steamed veggies and the Cal Cut Porter house. Oh and yes can I get that with the fix'ns."

I want the good old days back when a professional ball player could have sex with countless women, staying out all night with people that your mother warned you about. I want to see my ball players making stupid bets while they throw stuff out hotel windows at the unsuspecting public on the sidewalk down below. I want the days back when play play announcers would talk about the actual game they are supposed to talk about and not the new pictures of Brangelina's twins. I want the days back where athletes were looked up to regardless of how big an idiot they were off the field, court, ice, ring, mat, or where have else they maybe.

But instead we have thrust upon us Brett Farve who's name constantly pops up in spell check. Even a man who accomplished, what some have called to date one the top ten athletic achievements of all time, whining about not being able to watch young boys in skin tight swimsuits breaking the records he once held. Get over yourself Mr. Spitz. Just because you couldn't get a free ticket to the most censored olympics since the Rhine was invaded doesn't mean the rest of the world wants to hear it.

There are wars and genocide going on around the world, they are even trying to start one in the country in which the games are being held, and you are complaining about a free vacation? Let me check the board. Let me see "You're an ass!". Ding Ding Ding Ding....There it is "You an ass for the win!" SHUT UP. Stop soiling your name and quit letting yourself think you in your present state are still relevant.

Have a great day-JIM

Get off your TUKAS Friday!

I'm a What?

Hey Yinzers,

So the Golden Brett is now a Jet. In my opinon whatever- he is a great player but how long has he got? I kind of think of this as when Micheal Jordan came back to be a Washington Wizard, or when Mario Lemiux unretired for the third time. I don't think it is fair for sports fans to deal with such a steadfast player changing uniforms. What is going to happen ? Will Jets fans now start the Superbowl J-E-T-S chant because of him? Let me know. Well I am glad it is over and we can now talk Football.

Two careers that have never rebounded

Still a legend

Tonight is the Official start to the Pittsburgh Steeler Football season as they host the Philladelphis Eagles, the game is on locally KDKA at 6:30 with pregame. I hope the Injury bug stays away long enough to see a pretty good scrimmage.

The Olympics started today in China and with that in mind we have a great match up from the Olympics like MSM death tournament Today's match up

UNCLE sam( kicking ass and still taking names)

vs

The Huxtables( Jello Pudding= ass whippin)

Will it be a Patriotic Whippin? Or will Cliff Huxtable and his band of mutants win in another rediculous yet very practicle fashion.

Make sure to check out the UFC fight this weekend with G. Rush St. Peire , and Brock lesnar on the pretty big end of summer card. Here is the UFC preview!BIG FIGHT

Have a great weekend! Enjoy but be careful!

NIX

New Guy Thursday!

Hey Yinzers,

So as you read yesterday afternoon Our good Friend the Nixheckler will be sharing his insight on the worlds of professional and college football. Along with giving me tons of Crap. Please right in to tell the Heckler what you agree and disagree with in the weeks to come. We here at MSM welcome the Nixheckler with a Laurel and Hardy Handshake!

So we are on the Eve of the Olympics, this is a pretty nerve racking time for the Olympic athletes , I don't think that even in the numerous doping scandals and other participating issues I would be most worried about my safety. In this world of non-stop news coverage and what happened in Atlanta a few years ago, the summer Olympics becomes a big Target for the Crazies of the world to make a name for themselves. I hope and Pray we can get through this Olympics with the only drama coming on the playing Field. I also hope that the numerous News outlets out there drop the whole conspiracy theory that comes up every day!

Please get rid of the mascots for each olympics, I do not know what they are and what they stand for. This confuses and scares me. Thank you.( I think the one on the left is the symbol for Bathroom )

In MSM death tournament news Bigfoot is moving on in a battle of very hairy dudes. But boy what a run Billie Mays had. To honor Biggy go to the BIGFOOT GAMES and try your luck messin with Sasquatch!

In Brett Farve News, it looks like he either will be heading to the Jets with Mangeno or to the BUCS with umm, that's right there is no one on the BUCS- oh John Gruden. ( MY BAD)

Well I hope that everyone enjoys their Thursday and can't wait to see the match up for MSM death match supremacy tomorrow!

*****In breaking news this morning Brett Farve was traded to the New York Jets last night approximately at 1am. One of the closing points on the deal is that there is a 1000 acre hunting preserve that Brett would have rights to hunt and fish on in his free time. His new home is less than five minutes away. I am glad this fiasco is over- now the real question is can the JETS not go 4-12 this season.********

Thanks

NIX