The New Foreign Policy

I think this country should start treating everyone with a little more kindness. It Will kind of be like when your drunk of an uncle sobers up and apologizes for molesting you and finds Jesus, but it's not really Jesus its just some hobo that wondered into the AA meeting for the free cookies. Then other countries will start feeling bad for us because they think we had a complete nervous break down, and the next thing you know France is bringing over a casserole trying to help us out. Long before not Iran will be calling up Syria saying "Hey have you talked to America lately? I'm kind of freaked out man, I think we should just do what they wan for a while because somethings not right... Yeah so you might want to cut out the whole death to America thing for a while. You know just a for little bit. Do you still talk to ah ah oh man I am completely blanking here...Yeah Hezbollah, Yeah tell Hezbollah what up for me. You coming to poker night? Qaddafi is coming. Ya Qaddafi that crazy Libyan bastard. You never know what he's going to do. Oh too bad about Fidel huh? Ya, I am not talking about the cancer, I'm talking about Hugo and the crazy red communist pajamas...Ya Hugo Chavez...Ya ya ya he's like the kid in the neighborhood nobody likes but you have to keep him around because he has a hot sister. Oh OK talk to you later... Yes and a Good praise Allah to you too OK good bye.

It'll work.

JIm