Hey Ya'll,
Well The fight ,Continues so we will continue and let you know whom is involved in this polyester battle for supremacy. The MSM tournament has never seen a battle quite like this. Here is who is involved:
For the Sausages: THE BRATWURST Bratwurst comes to the Brewers after years of Olympic training on the German National team, never quite making it past the trials. He is intimidating to the other participants with his muscular physique. Bratwurst trains like a machine, having not missed a day of weight lifting in years. He is very competitive, and wants nothing more than to win every race. Watch out though, he may stop at nothing to be the best. Hot Dog once found his shoes in the trash only minutes before a race. There was no hard evidence linking Bratwurst to this offense, but speculation abounds.
THE POLISH SAUSAGE Polish Sausage came to Milwaukee after years of coaching high school cross-country. He’s most notable for his effective way of racing. Many lose confidence on him at the beginning of his races because of his slow starts. However, when the time comes to make his move, Polish Sausage always closes the gap. When the others are tired from exerting too much energy at the beginning of a race, he makes a strong finish look easy
THE ITALIAN SAUSAGE The Italian Sausage is the suave one of the bunch. He makes everything look easy and most times, doesn't even break a sweat. His spicy personality is a favorite among the crowd. Italian has been known to work his way out of many sticky situations. This skill usually allows him to sneak out of the pack and into the lead down the home stretch of countless Sausage Races.
THE HOT DOG Hot Dog, also known as Wiener (or Frank to his closest friends), is an All-American favorite of both the young and old. He's worked hard to deserve this reputation. The simplicity of Hot Dog is what makes him so popular. He tries his best in what he does, and knows the effort was there even if the win was not. People cannot help but to love Hot Dog. His happy-go-lucky personality brings a smile to the crowd's face. The infamous Sausage Race is not one for the faint of heart. Hot Dog's demeanor keeps him from ever being rattled even in the fiercest of competitions.
For the Pirogi:
Sauerkraut Saul: The leader ,an edgy one of the group.He takes nothing from no-body. Saul as born under the Clemente bridge many moons ago . He is great with a knife and has fought his way out of many dinner time situations on Pig Hill.
Jalapeno Hanna: Spicy doesn't even characterise this chick. she is filled with spunk and great with a can of mace or num-chucks that she keeps in her green purse. When in tough situations she has been known to kick a sausage well - you know where.
Oliver Onion: This rogi' has a very shadowy past. He did some time ,you can tell that because he has some self made pirate tattoos that he did in the joint. This group of pirogi is not one to mess with - look for them to race and fight dirty if the fight lasts through the weekend.
Now you decide.
So Next week is 4Th of JULY( not the really lame Tom Cruise movie) But the actual holiday.Leading into next weekend that holds the Next chapter in UFC fighting history. I will do a complete break down of the matches along with finally getting the Bracket up for MSM death tournament. Thanks to all that have voted! Can't wait to see whom wins!
Thanks to Paul's Philadelphia eatery for Lunch yesterday! Delicious as usual!
NIX
13 comments:
The blog is on the fritz.
I think the sausages are going to stick it to the pirogis and win this one in a first round KO.
I see James and Javmaster has given in to defeat, but I'm sure they are used to surrendering.
Hey Nix, you f'ed up the blog today. Also it was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay toooooooooo loooooooonnggggg!!!!!!!!
Hey Nix, you send any love letters to Engval since you last interviewed him?
I was just wondering if you would like to come down to Kentucky Lake next weekend for the 4th and go out on my dads boat?
Hey Nixheckler I got a question for ya. The 2nd fastest thing on earth is yur butthole closing up after a turd comes out. What is the fastest?
Your radio career!
No that's 3rd. The fastest is the little drop of water that splashes up after the turd hits the water.
Hey Nixheckler, hows about you stop trying to cover up your sexual attraction to Nix by trying to make fun of him all of the time?
Defeat I think not... It's called having a full time job. Some of us actually have to go to work everyday. I don't have the luxury of camping out in my parents basement with an xbox talking trash to a 13 year old malaysian kid over the internet while my mom yells to me asking what kind of microwave pizza I want for lunch on a daily basis.
Pierogis in the 5th due to acid reflux.
Learn how to spell pierogi, dbag
dude, no sausages...the great pirogi race n'at is where its at. potato pete may be retired, but cheese chester is making a run at his career numbers.
youre the man nix,
B
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